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Oh, this one’s a classic. So, imagine this office hotshot, let’s call him Nutalla, who walks around like he owns the place. Always in sharp suits, has an ego the size of the building, and knows everything. The guy never missed a meeting, always had a smart comment, and acted like he was untouchable.

One day, Nutalla’s in the office kitchen, grabbing his afternoon power snack—yep, it’s that fancy protein bar—and chatting loudly on his phone, clearly important business. In the middle of his phone call, he backs up just a little too quickly and BAM! Slams his head right into the corner of the cabinet above the sink. Full-on thunk.

Now, any normal human would stop, clutch their head, and maybe let out an “Ow!” Not Nutalla. This guy, without missing a beat, straightens up, rubs his head a little, and then glare. Like he just headbutted a wall on purpose.

He looks around and notices everyone staring, so in true hotshot fashion, he stands up even straighter, brushes himself off, and says in a deep voice, “Eh, just a little bump. I’m good. Doesn’t even hurt.” Then he looks over at the receptionist like he’s in pain, but also clearly wants to flex for some attention.

He’s still holding his phone like he’s giving a keynote speech, and casually tosses in, “Happens to the best of us. I can handle it. Just another day in the life of a high achiever.” Meanwhile, there’s a little trickle of blood running down his forehead, but he’s acting like he’s in an action movie, fully pretending it’s no big deal.

Half an hour later, Nutalla is still strutting around the office, pretending he’s fine, but the receptionist noticed he did sneak into the bathroom to fix his hair. Guess who had a tiny bandage on his forehead for the rest of the day? The office was buzzing about it, and Nutalla didn’t even notice when the office assistant started calling him “The Bulletproof Boss.”

The guy’s ego took a hit, but Nutalla? Yeah, he totally played it off like it was no thing. You can’t knock down the man of steel, right?